<P>Aaron sat in his car watching the giant movie screen. He yawned. The movie was as dull as the reviews had said it was. His was the only other car in the lot. He glanced at his watch. The movie still had 45 minutes to go. He sighed.</P>
<P>Just then another car pulled in beside him. He looked over and peeked inside. He couldn't see anything. The window was up and the windows were slightly tinted, and it was dark outside. The window slowly rolled down and Aaron got a glimpse of the driver.&nbsp;there were good-looking Naked Girls, in there 30's or so, with wavy brown hair. He smiled at her and she smiled back. She took the speaker off its pole and fastened it to the car door and nibbled some popcorn.</P>
<P>Aaron tried to ignore her, not meaning to be rude, but it was difficult. He was really having trouble not staring at her. She was very attractive and the movie was so dull...</P>
<P>After a few minutes Aaron began to nod off. He was just about asleep when suddenly he was startled awake by the sound of his car door opening. It was the woman! She got into his car and sat down.</P>
<P>"Excuse me for intruding, but you looked just as bored as me," she said. "I thought you could use some company. I know I sure could. I'm Penny."</P>

start the Secretions making dick and we've continued playing punk as the Secretions... still making dick. None of us ever started out in music thinking we'd become heinously rich or famous. And while we've become known in a bunch of circles, we're all about playing. We can't live without playing. Sometimes we could live without each other bitching and moaning all the time, but playing shows -- that's what it's all about. A big part of the reason why we started an online presence was to hook up with others of like mind and passion. Yeah, we'll probably be trying to hawk our wares here sooner or later, but what good is shit if you can't sample the product? Well, we don't just want to offer samples, we want to give you the full-blown thing. But we're not gonna. 'Cuz we're bastards like that. What we will give you is enough stuff here so you'll never want to hear about us again. Enjoy! Desktop Themes, Images, etc. Right now, we've got a lot of stuff from our 10-Year Anniversary Show, including footage we'll eventually provide here. In the near future, check back here for more visual stimulation and for links to full galleries of stuff! This last year, the Secretions celebrated their ten year anniversary at Capitol Garage. Playing at this romper stomper event were many former band members, Mynock, Lousy Lovers, and many other bands from Sacramento and around the country. Secretions Desktop Themes All images in jpg format, at 800x600 ratio. Right-click or Hold-mouse to save. Secretions 10 Year Anniversary Desktop Themes Secretions of The Past Desktop Themes Lousy Lovers Opening the show with some kick-ass anthem punk songs. Mynock Gaining infamy for playing the seediest bar dives in the galaxy, they add Capitol Garage to their list. Make Your Ears Smile We can't be giving away everything free, but we're big believers in the common joe. The common joe will download MP3s, apps or vids in any number of formats (divX, AVI, whatever) and if it's good enough then he'll want to support who and what he's downloaded, right? Whatever -- you're a bastard. Fine. But it's what we do. If we like something enough, we'll want to actually buy it and support whoever. Here's some tracks from various albums, categorized by the CD or record they came off of. from Attention Deficit Disorderly 4-Speed Automatic Jesus 715 k Gut Trash Vegan 735 k Love of My Life 798 k Viva La Lucha Libre 662 k Merchandise Buy our crap from InterPunk, which claims to be the "Ultimate Punk Music Store." And they probably are. Who are we to argue? You can buy Attention Deficit Disorderly, the Secretions/Riff Randal split 7 inch, and the Secretions/Sidekicks split 7 inch.